New Audi A16 Hits Dealerships

Audi released its new model car this past week: the Audi A16.  This car is equipped with full auto pilot and is capable of speeds of greater than Mach 2 and in Flight Mode can reach altitudes of up to 200,000 ft.  This car also comes with changable digital interior which can black out the windows and portray a three dimentional picture all around you as you rest on the way to your destination.  Installed in the dashboard is an automated bartender and cook who will make you your favorite food or beverage.  Also, you can feel free to visit your family anytime with satelite connectivity!  Audi also released a statement that their next model, the A17, will be able to compact and fit in your pocket after use, storing most of the matter in the fourth dimension.